he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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