Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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