Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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