My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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