Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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