I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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