You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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