But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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