Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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