Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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