I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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