Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I think I sprained my soul last night
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
PANTIES FOUND
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