Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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