the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I party with great urgency now.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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