i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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