your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
ttyl tear gas
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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