What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
