2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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