This is not my ceiling
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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