If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
