# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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