Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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