3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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