Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
