brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
You are a genius and a whore.
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