Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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