i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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