Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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