I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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