Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Congratulations! We have a period
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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