So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Randomize