You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
