capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
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