I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
When did angry sex become our thing?
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Randomize
