Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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