dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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