We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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