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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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