I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
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