How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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