i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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