Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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