so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
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