We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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