5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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