so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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