i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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