Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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