my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I fill condoms, not promises.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
