i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
My liver just broke up with me...
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
if only i could text you this smell
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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