vagina is talking i cant
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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