he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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